We’re now heading to New Orleans, one of our favourite places in the States. Hopefully, we’ll arrive before the hurricane cell hits that is rolling in from the south. As we are driving the entire sky has turned a dirty grey colour, fuzzy like carded cotton, from horizon to horizon. Closing in. Eerily.
It did this once before as we left Poverty Point, and we discovered later, that we were just 20 minutes west of a hurricane that had quickly formed and completely upended four settlements across to our east. This one looks just as ominous.
Not long ago we saw a sign which said Hurricane Route, with an arrow pointing in the direction we are headed, but nothing since. And, we have no idea what a traveller does in a hurricane. We haven’t seen any more of those hurricane shelters for hundreds of miles. And stopping in the middle of the road does not seem an option as these things are temperamental enough to do a backflip and twist around you twice before you know it. So, on we go. Stupidly.
We have been so lucky with the weather to date, and we’re hoping that continues, as even in February, we are in summer clothes, and have been most of the time since we arrived, despite it being winter down here. We have only had a few days of a fading cold front in Atlanta where we needed our jackets, particularly in the evenings, though also for rain, there, one morning. Then, another day, coming out of Chattanooga, the same weather system tried very hard to dump snow, and though soft flakes fell for about ten minutes, it didn’t stick to the ground. It melted beforehand.
So many folk, we notice, here in southern Louisiana, live in trailers, which are not much protection against tornadoes that roar through these parts seasonally. They must live with worry. We are realising that so many Americans everywhere, now, use trailers as their housing.
We remember seeing many from our trip a few years back, around Vermont and New Hampshire, and being utterly surprised. Down here, though, trailers seem to predominate as housing, particularly in the rural sector. If you own a block of land you put a trailer on it. Or you share space with someone who does. Trailers are heavily present on town lots, too. Caravans and fifth wheelers, as well. These are all being used as permanent housing, and not for recreation.
We read recently that there is a large group of Americans who have lost their homes given their dire economic circumstances since the global financial crises, who now live in trailers, or, even their cars, as they have no other option. Many, the report said, cannot even afford to do the upgrading on these when they need, like fixing the water pump. Or buying new tyres.
The lack of options that some folk have has been all too visible this trip. One in five, and sometimes one in four, of the folk in the places we have visited recently, live below the poverty line. Pulling themselves out of that circumstance seems impossible.
Even the character of many of these towns seems to add to their terribly bleak lives. So many downtowns, have so many buildings boarded up, as they no longer function. Trucks and cars moving along the interstate have created a different world in the last few decades. We have seen it in other places, too, but it is well advanced, here in the south. Hotels, motels, inns and the like, have sprung up on the outskirts of towns to provide necessary accommodation for the endless transit traffic that keeps many roads in a constant state of repair, or needing repair. Hotel strips.
These have mushroomed since the earliest days of transit. We saw this in Turkey not so long ago, with the camel stops, the caravanserai, along the old silk route. Though these structures were built of rock and as solid as perpetuity: made to last. Hundreds of years old, and utterly picturesque, they have become tourist attractions. Rising up out of that vast flat land, like welcoming beacons with their beckoning eastern arches and towers. Beautiful structures then; beautiful even now.
The same cannot be said for the highway inns of America. Many have seen better days. It seems to us as travellers, using them each night, that when reviews become too terrible and folk simply refuse to use some of them, the management chain, say the Holiday Inn, or the Hampton Suite, seems to on-sell that bit of degraded stock rather than have it revamped. Then, with a paint job and a name change, a new holder from another chain, attempts to eke out a few more years renting the same deathly tired rooms to weary travellers.
Doors may have holes punched in them. Curtains may be disintegrating. Tiles cracked and heavily moulded. Drawers refuse to slide. Power points don’t work. Carpets are often not clean. Occasionally, old mouldy take-out food long forgotten in refrigerators greets the next resident. When we think we have surely seen it all, something new awaits us most nights.
Breakfast offerings in these inns, too, have been a litany of limited choice. Cereals are mostly sugar-laden: multi-coloured Coco Pops, and the like. Bread slices are always on offer, laid out out exposed to the air in a plastic serving bin. If all the slices arrayed are not eaten today, they appear again tomorrow. The bread is sweet, which is really off-putting at breakfast time.
Too, ‘biscuits’ are offered. Like heavy doughy scones that appear to be defrosted en masse. Some folk pour a thick white-coloured gravy over them before eating. The gravy looks like the potion we would mix up as school children with flour and water to glue our exercise book covers on, so none of us has been brave enough to taste it. Store-bought waffle batter in a premixed container along with corn syrup, are the main breakfast options, most days.
But occasionally, there is a tray of poached eggs displayed. Cold. These look like my grand-daugher's silicone eggs from her plastic play kitchen and are a similar rubbery texture. They look identical in every hotel, so we think they must be bought processed, a dozen to a tray, pre-poached. Just peel them out of a box and pour them onto a breakfast platter. The ‘sausage’ rounds are similar. These are flat thin discs of very uniform slices of manufactured fat and cereal mixed, possibly, but not assuredly, with bits of bacon and sausage, or something like that. Whatever it is it is processed beyond recognition and no longer looks like real food. Some brave folk stuff this slice inside a biscuit and top it with gravy. And eat it. Others walk in, grab a coffee -- always from a thermos, and usually cold -- and walk out. That is not even a smart choice.
We had thought of renting a motorhome initially; staying in caravan parks enroute, but we are now glad we didn’t as that option is even less promising than the hotels, down here. Caravan parks seem to be used mainly for seasonal workers, or for those who may be hoping to find work. All are too grim to even want to enter.
As the inns accumulate on the edges of most towns, so, too, do the eating places. These, like the inns belong to chains so, again, there is little or no variation between the food in one town and the next. No matter how far you drive. Most travellers, most nights, have the choice of stock items on stock menus and they are, in the main what we are becoming to think of as the four American food groups: fried chicken, burgers, 'BBQ' and, to a lesser extent but occasionally available, a steak house of some sort: but usually a cheaper one, like a chicken fried steak option.
Louisiana has the benefit of the Atchafalaya Basin which adds crawfish as a food option. Millions of pounds of crawfish are pulled from every waterhole in this state every year. This has been a saviour to us at meal times, though there is little or no variation in the serving, presentation, or choice, with that either. Boiled potato and boiled corn, typically, is what is offered as a side option with a crayfish platter.
Towns all over Mississippi were heavily into BBQ - ribs, brisket, and the like. Though, never hot. Most food that we have been offered in any of the states we have travelled this trip— except for the crawfish which has always been brought to us fresh from the boil — is prepared earlier in the day, or even the day before, or probably even the day before that, depending on when the BBQ pit was loaded and fired. It is then kept warmed in a bain marie. Nearly cold. Always. We worry about the growth of bacteria on much of it, so we frequently resort to asking that our plates be zapped in a microwave where that option is even available.
Even trying to avoid these roadside eating places and heading downtown does not improve our eating options as most alternatives have long ago closed. As for finding a fine dining option, or a pub, or a dedicated coffee shop serving an espresso enroute — these are now so rarely available, we no longer attempt to hunt them down.
Plenty of churches, though, we are noticing. This week there were fifty-two in an eight mile radius. With Catholic, now, added to the mix in Louisiana. No doubt a result of the earliest settler settlements in these parts.
The food of the south has been one of our biggest disappointments, this trip. We had heard about the famous BBQs, and were keen to try these, along with the marinades so frequently touted as being well worth bottling. Or ensuring the recipe was under lock and key.
We even listed these 'must visit BBQ' places enroute, and went out of our way to visit others that came so highly recommended. We have now tried dozens, but have yet to be served a plate of BBQ that tastes as if it was cooked this morning, even; or where the marinade isn’t just a variation on a bought tomato sauce flavour with a few spices added. Most of the marinades taste just like a thick gluey ketchup, smothering the flavour of meat, which can’t really be discerned through this heavy coating, though the pork often does what it should, and falls off the bone. Which is good. But, we have never once been served hot barbecue. Which is not good. And, most times, the meat is served with a side order of beans, so generic in flavour they might have been poured out of a tin from the nearest supermarket. Then tossed with brown sugar before serving. As is the taste of the only other side offered along with the BBQ meat — the coleslaw. This, too, is offered with sugar added: sweetened cabbage slaw.
Many sides offered here with entrees, though, are sweetened. Sweet potato, for instance, is frequently served as a casserole mashed with additional tablespoons of sugar. Then, topped with marshmallows. It tastes like dessert. Not enough for some folk, though. We have literally seen customers take their plate of cold barbecued meat, sweetened coleslaw and syrupy beans from the bain marie, head over to their table, pick up a sugar sachet or three, and literally shake granulated sugar over their entire plate of food before even tasting a morsel. The way some people add salt.
And, for some reason, china plates and silverware have disappeared in eating establishments on our route since leaving Atlanta. Oh, how we miss the food in Atlanta! Even in motels you are offered only disposable plates, mugs, and plastic cutlery. And that is for breakfast, coffee, lunch or dinner. Ai-yay.
[Enlightened note to self: I toasted a bagel this morning for breakfast. When I placed it on the breakfast plate to top it with cottage cheese it literally melted through the styrofoam plate in seconds. So, that must be why food is served cold. To save floor cleaning when hot food melts plates and drops through it to the floor.]
As this trend develops, as inns and eating establishments mushroom along the interstate exit strips, so, too, do the gas stations, lining up left and right as options along the strip streetscape. Then someone thinks to build a strip mall, including a giant Family Dollar shop where anyone can buy anything for a dollar. Even a cylinder box of a dozen hard, small, processed and pressed frozen burger slices for dinner. Or many dinners. Then a pharmacy might go up. Then a medical centre follows. Then a school further along the road. And, down here, at least since we came to Mississippi and Louisiana, endless casinos are added. Shonkily built, usually behind the gas stations.
We can’t get over the similarity to the border towns of the Czech Republic when we were there a few years back. Where trucks stop, casinos proliferated. Accompanied by a dizzying array of pasted advertising billboards that were sheltering day prostitutes, sitting, standing, waiting, in accessible lay-bys, even on mattresses under trees— though, we have yet to see that so obvious down here. There are lots of churches about, frowning, for one. And for a second, the days of Huey Long as governor, have long gone.
Inevitably, given all this movement, when downtown shops and businesses move out to the cross roads where the traffic action is, means that many of those old downtowns simply die. All that often remains is the town courthouse, with its surrounding bevy of offices of the local Attorney at law, the proliferation of Bail bond shop fronts, and Pawn Brokers. They survive. They often look as through they are the only thing that does in the downtown.
As business moves to the strip malls along the interstate — life does, too, in some cases. In one very small town with a reasonable population of twelve thousand, we were served a quick 'hot soup' lunch in a Cracker Barrel restaurant by a waitress. Cold. We were chatting, looking to find the historic downtown to see a recommended site, and she was trying to help us. She was all of forty, possibly older. She had lived here all her life, she said, but she ended up apologising for not being able to give us precise directions for how to get downtown. She knew there was one, she told us, but, in her entire life, she had never been to that historic part of the town. Never. She lived her entire life along the strip with Wendy’s, McDonalds, Walgreens, and Walmart, motels and gas stations. She begged us, as we were leaving, not to mention that to any of her work folks. She did not want them to know. We eventually found the site in the obscure downtown that we were looking for, by ourselves. It was one of our favourite stops this trip and it was precisely 1.2 miles from where we had lunch. Yet some folk, that close, had not travelled that far in 40 years. Which seems inconceivable.
So. These small towns with their historic hearts are dying throughout these southern states. Many with their delightful old solid Art Deco buildings, their movie theatres, their Conoco gas stations, their old bus depots, all boarded up. Buildings strong enough to shelter in if the hurricane gets too close. Which, as it turned out today, it was very close to us. But we only discovered that out hours later.
We safely found our hotel in the heart of New Orleans, looking very French, with a lovely outdoor courtyard which would be delightful with the sun shining on its pretty umbrellas. All dressed up in its Mardi Gras colours for the season. As a case in point, though: the daily rate for this hotel is around $US145.00 per night for travellers (about $ AUD 200 a night) if you don’t include parking charges for your vehicle which add another $US35 a day, as this is in the heart of the Garden District. Oh, and on top of that, taxes.
Here, the centre of the city still lives, so we aimed for a hotel in its centre. The hotel is very pleasant. We are happy with it. But, even for that price, it is far from perfect. Both the shower and bath connections hang loosely from the wall. One good touch, or lean, against either and they will fall off, and not work. They must have been replaced at some time, even recently, it appears, but they just don’t fit. And never did. And no one sought ones that did. Some of the lamps work only if you keep holding their bulbs tightly against their sockets. The upholstery on the chair is deeply stained — we keep a towel over it, trusting that even that is clean. And there is a massive wad of dried chewed gum on the frame of the bathroom mirror.
But still, we have shelter, and, now, the weather system is passing, so there is much relief. One small hurricane, we then see on television, made a path directly behind us on our route. Another was just ahead of us. We really were right in the middle of it. Though we missed even a gusty wind, and just had a bit of drenching rain in spells, that obscured our driving. We were lucky. And stupid. We still have no idea what to do in that scenario.
Two trailer parks, east and west of downtown New Orleans, were hit, though. And a score of fifth wheelers and static caravans were uplifted into the air like feathers, then tossed to the ground crumbled to a pulp of steel and matchsticks. Life doesn’t get any easier for some. They should go find an old abandoned Conoco in the next downtown. No one seems to want them and they look solid enough to withstand the strongest hurricane.
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A pleasant little eating establishment with an array of Creole dishes that mama taught her to cook.
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| Downtowns often desolate and barren looking |
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| Casinos, typically, are tucked away behind gas stations |
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| A sign of the times |
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| Courthouses, bail bonds brokers, pawnbrokers, and attorneys all seem to survive in the downtowns |
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| Old art deco Conoco. Often empty. |
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| Lovely, but far from perfect |